egberts: pizza: lokii-d: binaryhearts: landogrey: hannahcolwell: stigmatophiliac: WHAT WAS THAT THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED. whaat what whatt what wut hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping
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tonystarksnipples:

colonelmustangsnipples:

goldenclitoris:

poopflow:

roughrimjob:

meladoodle:

she got a pussy like the grand canyon

dry and sandy

possibly filled with dead bodies 

Includes approximately 70 species of mammals, 250 species of birds, 25 types of reptiles and five species of amphibians

a popular tourist site

Everyone goes there and comes away feeling vaguely unsatisfied with the entire experience

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jessgeekz: darthfar: elderjulietvictoireholmes: laconicllama: zarggg: env0: aisleylikeszebras: To me, this post might be just as important as the bible. One of my classes. My elderly teacher taught us this because he really cared about books. Why does no one teach us these things anymore? I get so uppity when someone breaks the binding on my books. I’m just a terrible person and the first thing I do with big books is break the binding. This needs to be reblogged. Just in case this manages to reach someone who might in the future borrow a book of mine, and who might otherwise bring my wrath down upon them by mistreating said book. remember to smell it too
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fluffywhitechicken: awomanontheverge: life-is-fiction: theinternetghostshavetakenover: golgothasghirahim: basstrip: whoa what omg the english language, everyone This hit me like a brick And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on. And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.  I read it out loud….
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westoftheglass: nelkhael: Throne of Games. ITS BACK
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